mE, MySeLf & GOD

After the bloody semi-final exams (particularly in LOGIC), Lyceum celebrated it’s 40th year of being founded. All Rozzette, Mae and I (also Gia, Roan, Puchi, & Elize) did were show up in shcool for attendance, then go straight to Clarin’s to play the guitar, eat, laugh, play the guitar…. play the guitar…. and play the guitar (weird how much alluring guitar-playing is considering how painful it can get especially when your fingers get calluses and you realize you suddenly have a stiff neck)…

With nothing much to do (except for helping Mama in the household chores, selling Sierra Madre, and practicing for our Chapel’s foundation day), I just thought of blurting out all my thoughts…. ^_^

THE ABSURDIY OF BOOKS:

*Why is my PHC book’s title "FUNDAMENTALS of Nursing" and the Logic book’s "BASIC Logic" when I find it very hard to comprehend the topics?! Try reading the chapter about COMPLETE PHYSICAL ASSESSMENT, then try getting the OBVERSE OF THE CONVERSE OF THE CONTRADICTORY OF THE SUB-ALTERN OF THE INVERSE of a poorly-constructed sentence like ALL LOGIC TEACHERS ARE LATE-COMERS…. and you’ll realize what I am talking about!  I mean…. is that a joke or something?

*Why did our Ethics and Issues book mentioned and even discussed in detail PATIENT NON-COMPLIANCE when at one part (as you are cramming for the exams) you would read that it shouldn’t even be in a nurse’s vocabulary?! Duhhh…..

*Why do I find reading novels soooo exciting while my school books give me a darn headache?! And the sad part is that I remember a lot when I read fiction-books but when it comes to remembering things about veracity, autonomy, and integrity I tend to forget!

MY DREAMS IN LIFE:

*To go to Austria…. or Canada…. or UK….

*To be a nun…. or a doctor…. or a teacher…. or even a Broadway actress… err if not, at least an extra!

*To stay celibate (as a nun)…. or marry a VON TRAPP….

*To support my parents (in their old age) and my little sister (in her studies)…..

*To buy a villa of my own….

*To learn how to ride a horse (by myself)….. or play the violin…. or skate on ice….

*To meet DAME JULIE ANDREWS in person….. or CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER…. or the VON TRAPP CHILDREN (who happens to be here in the Philippines… but alas, they’d give concerts at the PICC and MOA and I won’t be able to see them!!!!)

*To actually talk to GOD/JESUS CHRIST…. but I don’t wanna see Him looking ghostly… I easily get scared….

*To learn how to speak German…. or French…. or Italian…. or Spanish….

*To go to Rome and have an audience with the Pope….

REASONS FOR BEING HAPPY:

*God….

*My family….

*My friends….

*My talents….

*Our ‘87 Pajero…. and our ‘84 Benz….

*Television…. and the Computer….

*My piano…. and my guitar…..

*The Sound of Music….

*Mass every Sunday….

REASONS FOR BEING STRESSED-OUT:

*PHC….

*Logic….

*PE….

*Upcoming finals….

*Upcoming tuition fee rise (again)….

*My bank account (I haven’t deposited a single centavo yet!)….

*Not seeing sOtz for quite sometime…. (when did I last saw him?!?)

*Not gaining weight (despite of eating a lot)…. and not getting taller!….

*Not being able to upload my debut pics because of unusable scanner…..

*My pimples…. and my eye bags!!!….

*All those who I consider cute are in the seminary….

SERVEY (Conscience interviewing me):

*Are you happy?

YES.

*Are you tall?

NO.

*Are you pretty?

IS THAT A JOKE OR AN INSULT?

*Are you sexy?

NEXT QUESTION PLEASE….

*Are you allowed to have a boy friend?

NO.

*Do you want to have a boy friend?

NO.

*Do you have friends?

YES.

*How many are they?

PLENTY.

*Do you like to be a nurse?

SORT OF.

*What do you really want to be someday?

A CLINICAL INSTRUCTOR… OR A PEDIATRICIAN.

*Do you really want to become a nun?

SORT OF…. IT DEPENDS ON GOD’S WILL.

*Which do you prefer, American or British accent?

DEFINITELY BRITISH!

*Have you ever been in love?

NOPE.

*Will you ever be in love?

I DON’T KNOW… JUST NOT AT THE MOMENT.

*How do you feel about Sotz?

WEIRD.

*How do you feel about =pc88=?

OH… I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE.

*Are you sleepy?

NO.

*What do you want to do?

LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.

*Super Inggo or Captain Barbell?

CAPTAIN BARBELL.

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